Curse

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30

*falls*
*gets up*
*sips beer*
*runs around*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

*watches pwnd run around*

*wonders what to do*
*sips beer*
*acts bored*

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48

*sips beer*
*runs more*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 02:49 AM // 02:49

*trips pwnd*
*sighs*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 02:54 AM // 02:54

*falls*
*gets up*
*sips beer*
*runs around again*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57

*shrugs*
*sips beer*
*runs around in circles*

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07

*sips beer*
*runs circles with metal*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11

*takes all of the furniture out of bar*
now we have more space to run in!
*runs in circles*

*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14

YAY

*runs in bigger circles*
*sips beer*
*rests for a sec*
*sips beer*
*runs again*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20

*gets bartender to give me and pwnd free beer*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

*takes free beer*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

extra bacon · Sep 02, 2006, 03:26 AM // 03:26

*nonchalantly tips over half a dozen drums of gas on the floor*

*casually lights a match*

let the cleansing begin.

*drops match on floor*

*sits down*

*drinks beer*

*watches the bar and everyone in it burn*

*whistles a happy tune*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

*calls fire department*
*runs out of bar*
*slaps bacon for setting the bar on fire*

*hire sum people to rebuild bar*

extra bacon · Sep 02, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37

ahh be not afraid, this is no ordinary fire. it will not destroy the physical. it burns only dumb people.

*drinks beer*

*listens to the agonising screams of some of the patrons*

*hic*

I pwnd U · Sep 02, 2006, 03:54 AM // 03:54

*asorbs the fire*
*puts the fire out through absorbtion*
*blasts the fire outside*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 02, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

*Turns into an elephant*

*Stamps out some of the remaining fire*
*Makes that trumpet sound that elephants make*
*Sips beer*
*Sees rats and smashes it*

extra bacon · Sep 02, 2006, 05:15 AM // 05:15

*shoots tranquilizer dart at paul the elephant*

*watches him fall over unconscious, smashing a few tables and chairs and pinning metgrl to the ground*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 02, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22

*Has the greatest dream where he takes Bacon's tranquilizer gun and shoves it up his a-wakes up and sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 02, 2006, 05:35 AM // 05:35

*shoots another dart at paul the elephant*

dream on.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

metalicagrl · Sep 02, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04

*makes bacon bits out of Extra Bacon*